AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact

AAYF As Always, Your Friend

ADN Any Day Now

AFAIK As Far As I Know

AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned

AFK Away From Keyboard

AGAN As Good As New

AISI As I See It

AKA Also Known As

AMBW All My Best Wishes

ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word From Our Web Sponsor

AOAS All Of A Sudden

ASAP As Soon As Possible

A/S/L? Age/Sex/Location?

ATST At The Same Time

AWA As Well As

B4N or BFN Bye For Now

BAC Back At Computer

BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel

BBIAB Be Back In A Bit

BBIAF Be Back In A Few

BBL Be Back Later

BBN Bye Bye Now

BBS Be Back Soon

B/C Because

BCNU Be Seeing You

BF Boyfriend

BFD Big Friggin' Deal

BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart

BITGOD Back In The Good Old Days

BL Belly Laugh

BM Byte Me

BMGWL Busting My Gut With Laughter

BOT Back On Topic

BR Bathroom

BRB Be Right Back

BS Big Smile

BSOD Blue Screen Of Death (in Windows)

BTA But Then Again

BTDT Been There, Done That

BTW By The Way

BTWBO Be There With Bells On

BWDIK But What Do I Know?

BWL Bursting With Laughter

BYAM Between You And Me

BYTM Better You Than Me

CID Consider It Done

CIO Check It Out

CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong

CNP... Continued (in my) Next Post

CRBT Crying Real Big Tears

CU See You

CUL See You Later

CUL8R See You Later

CUS See You Soon

CWYL Chat With You Later

CYA Cover Your Ass

CYAL8R See Ya Later

CTS Consider the source

DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read

DETI Don't Even Think It

DGT Don't Go There

DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath

DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn

DKDC Don't Know Don't Care

DL or D/L Download

DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite

DOM Dirty Old Man

DOS Dozing Off Soon

DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job

DRIB Don't Read If Busy

DTRT Do The Right Thing

DWB Don't Write Back

DWPKOTL Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips

EAK Eating At Keyboard

EG Evil Grin

EMSG Email Message

EOD End Of Discussion

EOL End Of Lecture

EOM End Of Message

EOR End Of Rant

EOT End Of (message) Thread

ES Enough Said

ESO Equipment Smarter Than Operator

ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym

FAQ Frequently Asked Questions

F2F Face To Face

FC Fingers Crossed

FCOL For Crying Out Loud

FMA Fuck My Ass FNB Football And Beer

FOAF Friend Of A Friend

FOB Fresh Off The Boat

FOFL Falling On The Floor Laughing

FOMCL Fell Off My Chair Laughing

FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition

FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt

FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

FTTB For The Time Being

FWIW For What It's Worth

FYA For Your Amusement

FYI For Your Information

G Grin

G2G Gotta Go

GAL Get A Life

GAS Greetings And Salutations

GD&R Grinning, Ducking And Running

GF Girlfriend

GFN Gone For Now

GG Good Game

GGP Gotta Go Pee

GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out

GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That

GL Good Luck

GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I

GMAB Give Me A Break

GMBO Giggling My Butt Off

GMTA Great Minds Think Alike

GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You

GN Good Night

GR8 Great

GTG Got To Go

GTSY Glad To See You

H&K or HAG Hug And Kiss

HAGN Have A Good Night

HAND Have A Nice Day IAC In Any Case

HB Hurry Back

HCIT How Cool Is That

HF Have Fun

HHIS Hanging Head In Shame

HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding

HIG How's It Going

HIIK Heck If I Know

HMOFG Holy Mother Of Friggin' God

HOAS Hold On A Second

HT Hi There

HTH Hope This Helps

HUB Head Up Butt

IAE In Any Event

IAG It's All Good

IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer, (but…)

IBTD I Beg To Differ

IC I See

IDGI I Don't Get It

IDST I Didn't Say That

IDTS I Don't Think So

IDTT I'll Drink To That

IGP I Gotta Pee

IIRC If I Recall Correctly

IIWM If It Were Me

IKWUM I Know What You Mean

ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee (or Coke) On My Keyboard

ILY I Love You

IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion

IMO In My Opinion

IMHO In My Humble Opinion

INMP It's Not My Problem

INPO In No Particular Order

IOW In Other Words

IRL In Real Life

ISS I Said So

ISWYM I See What You Mean

ITIGBS I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick

ITM In The Money

J4G Just For Grins

JFYI Just For Your Information

JK Just Kidding

JIC Just In Case

JMHO Just My Humble Opinion

JMO Just My Opinion

JMS Just Making Sure

JTLYK Just To Let You Know

JTYWTK Just Thought You Wanted To Know

JW Just Wondering

K OK

KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid

KIR Keeping It Real

KIT Keep In Touch

KMA Kiss My Ass

KMYF Kiss Me You Fool

KOC Kiss On Cheek

KOL Kiss On Lips

KOTC Kiss On The Cheek

KWIM Know What I Mean

KYPO Keep Your Pants On

L Laugh

L8R Later

L8R G8R Later 'Gator

LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch & Then You Die

LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again

LHM Lord Help Me

LHO Laughing Head Off

LHU Lord Help Us

LLTA or LALOTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause

LMAO Laughing My Ass Off

LMHO Laughing My Head Off

LMK Let Me Know

LMSO Laughing My Socks Off

LOL Laugh Out Loud / Lot of Laugh

LSHMBB Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing

LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts

LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry

LTNS Long Time No See

LTR Long Term Relationship

LTS Laughing To Self

LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart

LY Love Ya

LY4E Love You Forever

LYL Love Ya Lots

LYLAS Love You Like A Sister

MHOTY My Hat's Off To YouN2M Not Too Much

MLA Multiple Letter Acronym

MorF Male or Female?

MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex

MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex

MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex

MTF More To Follow

NADT Not A Darn Thing

NAK Nursing At Keyboard

NBD No Big Deal

NBIF No Basis In Fact

NE1 Anyone

NFW No Friggin' Way

NIMBY Not In My backyard

NM Never Mind

NMJC Nothing Much, Just Chillin'

NNITO Not Necessarily In That Order

NOYB None Of Your Business

NRG Energy

NRN No Reply Necessary

NSS No Suck, Sherlock

OBTW Oh By The Way

OIC Oh, I See

OMDB Over My Dead Body

OMG Oh My God

OMFG Oh My Fucking God

OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard

ONNA Oh No, Not Again

OOC Out Of Character

OOTB Out Of The Box

OT Off Topic / Other Topic

OTL Out To Lunch

OTOH On The Other Hand

OTTOMH Off The Top of My Head

OWTTE Or Words To That Effect

PAW Parents Are Watching

PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

PITA Pain In The Ass

PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort

PLZ Please

PM Private Message

PMBI Pardon My Butting In

PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In

POAHF Put On A Happy Face

POSSLQ Person of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters

POTS Plain Old Telephone System

POV Point Of View

PTB Powers That Be

QT Cutie

RBTL Read Between The Lines

RE Regarding

RL Real Life

RLF Real Life Friend

RME Rolling My Eyes

RMLB Read My Lips Baby

ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing

ROTFLAHMS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Side

ROFLAPMP Rolling On Floor Laughing And Peeing My Pants

ROFLWTIME Rolling On Floor Laughing With Tears In My Eyes

ROFLUTS Rolling On Floor Laughing Unable to Speak

ROTM Right On The Money

RPG Role Playing Games

RSN Real Soon Now

RTFM Read The Friggin' Manual!

RTK Return To Keyboard

RU Are You?

S Smile

S^ 'S Up (What's Up?)

S&G Sucks and Grins

SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist

SETE Smiling Ear To Ear

SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym

SHID Slaps Head In Disgust

SIG Special Interest Group

SNERT Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager

SO Significant Other

SorG Straight or Gay?

SOL Suck Out of Luck

SOT Short Of Time

SOTMG Short Of Time Must Go

STFO Shut the Fuck Off

STFU Shut the Fuck up

STO Sticking Tongue Out

ST-TNG Star Trek, The Next Generation

ST-TOS Star Trek, The Original Series

SUAKM Shut Up And Kiss Me

SWAK Sealed With A Kiss

SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess

SWL Screaming With Laughter

SWDYT So What Do You Think?

SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed

SYS See You Soon

SYSOP System Operator

SYT Sweet Young Thing

SUYF Shut Up You Fool

TAFN That's All For Now

TAFT That's A Frightening Thought

TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It

TITK Tears In The Keyboard

TMA Take My Advice

TMI Too Much Information

TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TCOY Take Care Of Yourself

TDM Too Damn Many

TGIF Thank God It's Friday

TIA Thanks In Advance

TIC Tongue In Cheek

TILII Tell It Like It Is

TLA Three Letter Acronym

TLGO The List Goes On

TNT Till Next Time

THX Thanks

TOH The Other Half

TOY Thinking Of You

TPTB The Powers That Be

TTFN Ta Ta For Now

TTYL Talk To You Later

TY Thank You

U You UL or U/L Upload

U2 You Too

UR Your or You Are

unPC unPolitically Correct

VFM Value For Money

VBG Very Big Grin

W8AM Wait A Minute

WAG Wild Ass Guess

WAYD What Are You Doing

WB Welcome Back

WBS Write Back Soon

WCA Who Cares Anyway

WDIK What Do I Know

WDYS What Did You Say?

WDYT What Do You Think?

WE Whatever

WEG Wicked Evil Grin

WFM Works For Me

WKF Well Known Fact

WIIFM What's In It For Me?

WNDITWB We Never Did It This Way Before

WOG Wise Old Guy

WOTAM Waste Of Time And Money

WRT With Regard To

WTF? What the Fuck?

WTG Way To Go

WTH What The Heck

WTGP? Want To Go Private?

WTMTOYH Way Too Much Time On Your Hands

WTSDS Where The Sun Doesn't Shine

WYGIWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For

WYP What's Your Problem?

WYRN What's Your Real Name?

WYS Whatever You Say

WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get

XOXOXO Hugs and kisseS

Y Why?

YA Yet Another

YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym

YAFIYGI You Asked For It You